Score: 7

"Magnetism on your computer!"

submission: Magneto Syndrome pt.2

date: December 6, 2008

Hey, wanna know how to have fun with magnets on a computer?
Go to a desktop computer, with a large magnet, and place it on the computer, by it's engine and processor. What comes next will shock you!

Score: 9

"Great, bad intro"

submission: Star Crap Episode3 (2/2)

date: November 30, 2008

Make the beginning credits shorter.

Score: 8

"Unrealistic"

submission: The Suspicious Cop

date: July 26, 2008

I lauged my ass off when I followed him to the hospital.

Score: 9

"Very good"

submission: Clear Vision

date: December 14, 2007

This was a very good game. This was like tactical assassin, but I like that game, and I'm glad there's a sequel. The thing with the newspaper reading about your kills was nice as well. I'm glad I saw the sequel on the front page or I wouldn't have found this.
However, there were some bad things.

1: The cutscenes. They were too long, and the sound was awful.
2: The "clever" names of the missions were horrible.
3: It was too short.

Score: 7

"Now I understand"

submission: Where do clams come from

date: November 11, 2007

Clams are people who hurt the tree. That clam at the end was the explorer.

Score: 7

"Wow... Simply Wow."

submission: Newgrounds SIM v 1.2

date: October 7, 2007

I can't belive my profile when I last played this 2 years ago when I was 13!
Man, was I a nerd.

Score: 8

"Finally, it's here!"

submission: -ESCAPE-

date: September 26, 2007

I was anxious for March of 07, waited for June, but finally it was done.
The game was done well, had that old Majewski thing to it, however the concept of immortality stuff seemed a little rushed, and the religious concept did seem out of character.
Although, some things are unclear. If Dialla loved Dan, then how come she and Mickey were dating if it was fake?

Score: 8

"This was pretty good"

submission: The Singhsons

date: August 23, 2007

This was a pretty good portrayal of the Simpsons as Indians, not Arabs, but that's been said a lot.

And spacefalcon2001, Omar was pointing at the cow because he was blaming the fart on it.

Score: 8

"Very Clever"

submission: Eevee at Daycare

date: June 9, 2007

This was very clever. At first I didn't get the joke until Ditto was shown, and then I realized that when Eevee said "I won't do that" he meant "I won't mate with that."

If you guys don't get the joke, here it is.
In Pokemon Gold, Silver and Crystal, if you leave a Pokemon at a daycare they can level up for a fee. If you leave two of the same (or evolved types of) pokemon with different genders together there they can lay an egg, which can get you a whole new Pokemon. Dittos are compatible with either male or female and with any Pokemon. (E.G.) if you leave a ditto and any gender of... Pikachu, if they lay an egg it'll be a Pichu.
Eevee was saying he didn't want to fuck Ditto.

Score: 9

"Pretty crazy."

submission: Tom's Wedding Day!

date: May 19, 2007

Somehow I think that's what Tom was like at his wedding. That was a stunningly good portrayal of what I think he looked like.
I don't understand two things though:
When Tom was talking to Wade he had no body...
After Tom talks about the honeymoon the music just plays on and on.
It was really funny, and of course I laughed at when Tom said that April "better fucking say yes." Please respond!